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I Can't Lay Flat T-SHIRT
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I Can't Lay Flat T-SHIRT

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Color: Natural
Regular price  $39.98 Sale price  $29.99
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Premium Everyday Comfort

☁️ SOFT. COMFY. SHIFT-APPROVED.

100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Because scratchy tees are almost as annoying as a patient saying, “I floss all the time.” 😉 Soft, durable, and pre-shrunk to help keep that perfect fit wash after wash.

Lightweight + Breathable
Made with lightweight 4.5 oz fabric that keeps things cool and comfy—from your first patient to your finally-going-home moment.

Easy Unisex Fit
A relaxed, true-to-size fit made for real life: clinic days, coffee runs, Target trips, and everything in between.

Basically?
Cute enough to get compliments.
Comfy enough to live in.
Sarcastic enough to be Toothy Tees. 🦷✨

Description

🦷 Gildan Softstyle® 64000 premium tee 
🦷 Unisex fit - comfortable and easy to wear 
🦷 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel* 
🦷 Runs true to size for a more consistent fit 
🦷 Lightweight & breathable for all-day comfort 
🦷 Classic crew neck with a clean, modern look 
🦷 Durable construction made for repeat wear 
🦷 Made, packaged & shipped in the USA.

🦷 Printed with Toothy Tees & Co. personality, humor & a little dental sarcasm ✨
Built to Last

🦷 MADE TO HANDLE A LITTLE CHAOS

Built To Last
Double-needle stitching in all the right places means your tee is ready for repeat wears, busy clinic days, caffeine runs, and “Can you squeeze in one more patient?” kind of chaos.

Keeps Its Cool (And Its Shape)
Seamless, quarter-turned construction helps your tee stay smooth and keep its shape—because the only thing getting twisted around here should be the office schedule. 😉

Bye-Bye, Itchy Tags
The tear-away label pops right out for that comfy, tag-free feel. Because you already have enough things irritating you at work. 😂

Translation:
Made well. Wears well. Feels ridiculously good.
Just how we like our tees. 🦷✨

Free & Easy Returns

🦷 GOOD VIBES. GREAT TEES. NO DRAMA.

30-Day Happy Tee Guarantee
We want you obsessed with your tee. If it’s not giving “Yep, I’m wearing this again tomorrow” energy, you’ve got 30 days to let us know. Love it—or get your money back. Simple as that. 💗

Printed Right Here in the USA 🇺🇸
All U.S. orders are printed and shipped from the USA—so your dental humor doesn’t have to travel halfway around the world to get to you.

Cute. Comfy. Sarcastic.
That’s the Toothy Tees way. 🦷✨

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

🇺🇸 PRINTED CLOSE TO HOME

Yep, We’re U.S.-Based!
Toothy Tees & Co. is proudly based right here in the USA, and our U.S. orders are printed here too. With printing partners in Texas and Florida, your favorite dose of dental sarcasm doesn’t have to travel across the globe before landing on your doorstep. 🦷📦

Shopping From Outside the U.S.? We Got You. 🌎
For our international Toothy Tees crew, we partner with trusted printers around the world whenever possible. That means your order can be printed closer to you and spend less time sightseeing in a shipping box.

Less traveling. Faster tees. More dental humor.
Exactly how we like it. 😏🦷

Do you ship internationally?

Yep, We Ship Worldwide! 🌎🦷Dental humor has no borders. We ship Toothy Tees around the globe! Shipping rates vary by location, so check our Shipping Policy for the details—and get ready for some happy mail. 📦✨

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Of Course! 📦🦷Once your tee hits the road, we’ll email you a tracking number so you can stalk your package all the way to your doorstep. No judgment—we do it too. 😉

What materials are your products made of?

Soft. Comfy. Made for Real Life. 🦷✨Our tees are made with quality materials that feel really good—soft enough to live in and durable enough for everyday chaos. Materials may vary by style, so check the product page for the specifics.